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LonghornBoater
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Not Since 1955
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8/6/2013 12:57:24 PM
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A crusty old Marine
Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal
arts college.
There was no shortage
of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom
approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
"Excuse me,
Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. is something
bothering you?"
"Negative,
ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked
at his awards and decorations and said, "it looks like you have seen
a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a
lot of action."
The young lady,
tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you
should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major
just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young
lady said, "You know, i hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955,
ma'am."
"Well, there you
are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! i mean,
no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where
she proceeded to "relax" him.
Afterwards, panting
for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you
sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major
said, after glancing at his watch, "i hope not; it's only 2130
now."
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