This one may bring a little tear to your eyes . . . Only a golfer would understand
this story of a GOLFER AT THE DENTIST.

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to
the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry I have two buddies
sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget
about the anesthetic, I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!

We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and
it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the
anesthetic to work.

The dentist thought to himself, "My
goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his
tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the
dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said,
"Open your mouth Honey, and show him . . .