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Name:	Lifer -	Reply
Subject:	Parkensons vs Alzhiemers
Date:	10/4/2013 10:02:13 AM

Two elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench reminiscing of the 'old days'. One ask the other if you had to choose would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's? The old guy thought for a minute and said Parkinson's. His friend ask him why and he said at this point I would rather spill half my shot of whiskey than forget where the hell I put the bottle.

Name:	Mack -	Reply
Subject:	Parkensons vs Alzhiemers
Date:	10/4/2013 6:19:28 PM

Thank you for that piece. Here it is Friday afternoon at 5:00 and I'm searching the house.

Name:	hibill -	Reply
Subject:	Parkensons vs Alzhiemers
Date:	10/6/2013 7:18:21 AM

Loved this one...had to share it with all my friends........where the hell did I put that bottle...hey Rich you are spilling you drink. We are all in our late 60's and early 70's and the reason they call it golden years is...it going to take a lot of gold just to pay the doctors. Bill

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Parkensons vs Alzhiemers
Date:	10/7/2013 3:26:56 PM (updated 10/7/2013 3:28:18 PM)

LMAO   A little cruel but funny as he//. Reminds me of another...An older man ' about my age, goes to the doctor to discuss the results of some recent tests. The doc is very upfront:

Doc    "Walt l'm afraid l have some bad news and some worse news."

Walt   "I can take it doc, give it to me straight. Let's have the bad news first."

Doc "Well, you are suffering from Alzhiemers."

Walt "OK, now the worse news."

Doc   "You also have an incurable and aggressive form of cancer and will live another 3 months max."

Walt   "That is hard to hear Doc, but thank God, at least I don't have Alzhiemers!"

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