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hibill
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Bruce ? the Rooster
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10/11/2013 5:27:38 PM
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The old framer decided it was about time to replace his rooster Old Red. Word got around the farm yard pretty quick that a new rooster was coming to the hen house. Old Red was upset, but he was a wise old bird. Finally, the day arrive when this magnificence looking bird was let out of his cage. He strutted around the farm yard like a king. But Old Red wasn't going to give over that easily. He approach the new rooster and ask his name..... BRUCE, he said.
Old Red: Well BRUCE, this has been my domain for a long time...I don't think it fair that you come strutting in here and take over. I challenge you to a race and who ever wins get the whole barn yard full of hens.
Bruce: You are on OLD MAN!
Old Red: here the deal... we start at the barn door, run around the barn and across the yard and around the farmer house twice... the finish line will be the hen house door. Who ever gets there first is the winner. If I lose, I go; if you lose you go.
Bruce: Deal
The race began, but Old Red spread out his wing and blocked Bruce from passing, around the barn, then across the yard, Old Red kept blocking Bruce from passing... around the house once, then twice...........then a loud BOOM!
The farmer standing at his door..... shotgun in hand....... walked back into the house and uttered.... DAMN!!!! another gay rooster.
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