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HubCap
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DIVORCE vs.MURDER
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10/28/2013 3:48:49 PM
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DiVORCE vs. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "i'd like to buy some
cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "i need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! i can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! i'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not!
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and
said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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hibill
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DIVORCE vs.MURDER
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11/3/2013 7:30:53 AM
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I like it...funny
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