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The Christmas Party
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12/8/2013 9:53:03 PM (updated 12/8/2013 9:53:46 PM)
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Tom had been a cop in the big city for 25 years. Finally sick of the violence, stress and stupidity, he buys 100 acres in the most remote part of Alaska as far away from other humans as he can get. He goes to the village 60 miles away once a month to pick up his mail and buy provisions. Otherwise his world is complete peace and quiet in splendid and pristine isolation.
After 8 months someone knocks at his door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there.
"Names Cliff, your neighbor from about 40 mile east on the sled trail. I'm planning a Christmas party next Friday night and would like to have you come. Probably ought to be there about 5:00."
"sounds great" says Tom. "After 8 months out here in these woods I'm ready to meet some of the locals. Thank you Cliff, I'll try to be there."
As Cliff is leaving he turns and says "Gotta warn you. Be some heavy drinking."
"No problem, I can drink the best of them under the table." replies Tom.
Again the big man starts to leave and stops "Might be some fightin."
Tom is not concerned "Cliff, I am able to get along with pretty much anybody, but after 25 years as an urban cop, I can hold my own in a fight if needs be."
Finally Cliff says "More 'n likely be some wild and kinky sex too."
Tom really warms to this possibility "Cliff, after 8 months alone in the wilderness, the idea of wild and kinky sex has a certain appeal...I will definitely be there! By the way, what should I wear?"
"He// Tom, don't much matter to me, just gonna be the two of us."
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