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LonghornBoater
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I think I know Anonymous' wife
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12/20/2013 10:42:00 AM
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette |
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..
Sacha Guitry |
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.?
Socrates
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?
Dumas |
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud |
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'Some
people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous |
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.?? It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison |
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.?
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,?
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra |
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash |
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You know what I did before I married??
Anything I wanted to.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.?
Then we met.
Henny Youngman |
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield |
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.?
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous |
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'?
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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SeND THIS TO ALL THe GUYS TO GIVe THeM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSe LADIeS WITH A SeNSe OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLe IT! |
I wonder why so many of the authors are "Anonymous"???
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architect
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Supposedly true story
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12/22/2013 9:17:53 AM
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Great post that brings to mind a "true" story told to me by a Methodist preacher.
He once introduced one of the well to do members of his congregation to the Bishop by pointing out the man and his wife were celebrating their anniversary that very day. The man shook hands with the Bishop and exclaimed proudly "Yes Bishop, my lovely wife and I have been married 40 years this day and in all those years we have never had a fight!" After the man left the Bishop thanked the preacher for the introduction and said "If I ever have another occasion to meet him I will assume he is likely as not to lie to my face again."
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