Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	The preacher and the 8 year old
Date:	1/30/2014 10:00:54 PM (updated 1/30/2014 10:12:06 PM)

A fundamentalist hellfire preacher is seated next to an 8 year old little girl on an airplane. He turns to the girl who is reading a book and asks. "Well, why don't we talk? The flight will seem quicker if we strike up a conversation."

The little girl is a bit annoyed by this stranger's interruption but replys "What do we talk about?"

The preacher says "I think we should talk about the fact of our avenging God.  A God who will reward all of us who never question him or his teachings with eternal bliss in heaven and who condemns to the fires of eternal damnation all infidels, fornicators, drunkards and any who refuse to accept all the infallible teachings of the Holy book!  That is the only conversation worthy to come from my mouth."

"OK" the young girl says, "That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass.  Yet the horse excretes solid clumps, the cow turns out big wet flat patties and the deer produces little pellets. Why is that?"

The preacher is impressed with the girl's obvious intellegence and says "Well...I really have no idea."

The little girl looks him in the eye and says "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, heaven and eternal damnation when it is obvious you don't know sh*t!"

She then went back to reading her book.

Name:	hibill -	Reply
Subject:	The preacher and the 8 year old
Date:	1/31/2014 9:15:48 AM

She must have been on the plane with Benny Hinn......:-) Good one