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LonghornBoater
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New Parrot
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Date:
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2/28/2014 10:40:28 PM
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A woman went > to a pet shop and immediately spotted a > large, beautiful parrot. > There was a > sign on the cage that said $50.00. > > > > "Why so > little?" she asked the pet store owner. > The owner > looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell > you first that > this bird used to live in a house of > prostitution, and sometimes > it says some pretty vulgar stuff." > > > The > woman thought about this, but decided she had to have > the bird anyway. > She took it > home and hung the bird's cage up in her living > room and waited for it to say something. > The bird > looked around the room, then at her, and said, > "new house, new madam." > > > The > woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then > thought "that's really not so bad." > When her two > teenage daughters returned from school, the > bird saw them and said, > "New > house, new madam, new girls." > The girls and > the woman were a bit offended but then began > to laugh about the situation considering > how and where the parrot had been raised. > Moments > later, the woman's husband Keith came home from > work. > The bird > looked at him and said, > > > > "Hi Keith."
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