Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Jogging with Bill
Date:	3/31/2014 3:31:09 PM

> >
> > Bill Clinton started jogging near his home
> > in Chappaqua.
> >
> >
> > But on each run he happened to jog past a
> > hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.
> >
> >
> > With some apprehension he would brace
> > himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
> >
> >
> > "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the
> > curb.
> >
> >
> > "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This
> > ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
> >
> >
> > He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
> >
> >
> > And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
> >
> >
> > One day however, Hillary decided that she
> > wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!
> >
> >
> > As the jogging couple neared the problematic
> > street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
> > Hillary
> > would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.
> >
> >
> > He realized he should have a darn good
> > explanation for the former Secretary of State.
> >
> >
> > As they jogged into the turn that would take
> > them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.
> >
> >
> > Sure enough, there was the hooker!
> >
> >
> > Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as
> > she watched the pair jog past.
> >
> >
> > Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker
> > yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	This is and oldie but still a goody
Date:	4/7/2014 11:54:48 PM

A 75 year old man is out for his daily walk.  He is approached by a very attractive woman in her mid twentys wearing a very short skirt and a cut off T shirt with no bra.  She puts her arms around the old man, snuggles close and whispers in his ear "You know grandad, I'm willing to do anything you want for $50. What ya say?"  The old man thinks for a few seconds and replies "Paint my house."

Name:	hibill -	Reply
Subject:	Jogging with Bill
Date:	4/11/2014 3:27:02 PM

Believe this or not but I went to High School with Bill, same class and we were in the same clubs and groups together, NO this doesn't offend me..infact I have never voted for him. I knew him to well.