Name:	hub -	Reply
Subject:	Car Keys
Date:	8/22/2014 8:41:47 AM

> > > > > Car Keys > > Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. > > I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. > > A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. > > Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. > > Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. > > My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. > > My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. > > His theory is that the car will be stolen. > > As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. > > His theory was right. > > The parking lot was empty. > > I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I > had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. > > Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;(I always call him "honey" in times like these.) > "I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen." > > There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then > I heard his voice. > > "Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off"!!!!!!! > > Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me." > > He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car." > > Yep it's the golden years................ > > >