He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't liketaking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

 

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur andbodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2013 Mercedes-Benz CL, andhe will supply all of your clothes.

 

"Due to The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say But you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

 

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

 

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."