Name:	hub -	Reply
Subject:	coffee & testicles
Date:	9/10/2014 3:01:16 PM

 A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" > > He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." > > "OK, have you ever been in the military service?" > > "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." > > The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." > > Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" > > The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." > > The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. > > You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day.?" > > The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?" > > "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. > > No point in you coming in for that.”