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hub
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Old one but I like it . . .
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9/19/2014 7:34:32 PM
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says,menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough about me. How are you doing?"
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architect
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Old one but I like it . . .
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9/20/2014 5:28:16 PM
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So do I Hiub!! Never heard it but I love jokes that kick you in the end at the end.
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architect
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Old one but I like it . . .
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9/20/2014 5:29:50 PM
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Hey Huib, l meant Hub
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