Name:	hub -	Reply
Subject:	Old one but I like it . . .
Date:	9/19/2014 7:34:32 PM

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, what are you gonna do about it?" he says,menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough about me. How are you doing?"

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Old one but I like it . . .
Date:	9/20/2014 5:28:16 PM

So do I Hiub!! Never heard it but I love jokes that kick you in the end at the end.

Name:	architect -	Reply
Subject:	Old one but I like it . . .
Date:	9/20/2014 5:29:50 PM

Hey Huib, l meant Hub