Name:	hub -	Reply
Subject:	blond undertaker
Date:	11/12/2014 7:52:26 AM

> >> > > >> > A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an > >> > expensive, expertly tailored black suit. > >> > > >> > The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would > >> > like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in > >> > the black suit he is already wearing. > >> > > >> > The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband > >> > looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She > >> > gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what > >> > it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' > >> > > >> > The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she > >> > finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk > >> > stripe; the suit fits him perfectly... > >> > > >> > She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very > >> > satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much > >> > did you spend?' > >> > To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the > >> > blank check. > >> > > >> > 'There's no charge,' she says. > >> > > >> > 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite > >> > blue suit!' she says. > >> > > >> > 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a > >> > deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly > >> > after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. > >> > I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black > >> > suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked > >> > nice.' > >> > > >> > 'So I just switched the heads.'