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LonghornBoater
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Firearm Collectors
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11/14/2014 9:04:26 AM
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You may have heard on the news about a Southern California
man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation
when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had
100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The
house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning
100,000 rounds is considered "mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called
"The last white guy still living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called "an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made
sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy down the road you
would want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia, Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky and South Carolina he would be called
And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short on ammo."
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