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LonghornBoater
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Pastor and the KKK
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12/8/2014 9:27:41 AM
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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor
that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a
horrible lie and one which a Christian community
cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.
Now, I want the party who said this to stand and
ask forgiveness from God and this Christian
family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood.
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a
body that
would stop a runaway train rose from the third
pew.
Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke,
"Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux
Klan. I simply
told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
under the
sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted,
and the congregation roared.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Give me an Amen brother!
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