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Name:   LonghornBoater - Email Member
Subject:   The Zipper
Date:   1/16/2015 11:56:07 AM

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. 

As the bus stopped 
and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt 
was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the 
first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little,
thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still 
couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again 
reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little 
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her 
picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. 
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body!
I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, 
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,
but after you unzipped my fly three
I kinda figured we was friends."

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