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Name:   lakngulf - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/8/2015 11:34:21 AM

With the recent discussions of ol' Anchor Bay and Harbor Docks, I thought it was time to replay an oldie but goodie

To the tune of Devil Went Down to Georgia

The devil opened up Kowalgia, to give the folks a place to dine
Offered that souped up menu, he thought he was doing fine
Then he heard about ol' Harbor Docks, messin' with shrimp and grits
And the devil jumped up on a Sea Ray and said: "Boy this is it"

"I guess you didn't know it, but I can cook shrimp too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you serve a pretty good meal, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Sunday license against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Chris and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been (here)."


Chris, heat up the skillet and set your best price
'Cos hells broke loose in Kowalgia and the devil don't play nice
And if you win you get a Murphy salad that's old
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his store and he said: "I'll start this thrill."
And sparks flew from his fingertips as he fired up his grill.
And he pulled the burger across the coals it made an evil hiss.
Then shoestring fries hit the grease, and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Chris said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Bama Catfish and Bang Bang Shrimp
Forum discount and the devil went limp
Sunday brunch and Oysters insane
Got my tongue slapping my brain


The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid the 32 ft boat on the ground at Chris' feet.
Chris said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been (here)."

Bama Catfish and Seven Ways of Shrimp
Forum discount and the devil went limp
Sunday brunch and Oysters insane
Got my tongue slapping my brain





Name:   CAT BOAT - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/8/2015 2:35:06 PM

I just fell out....... 

 





Name:   rga82 - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/8/2015 11:43:21 PM

Lankngulf, you have way too much time on hand. And a chip on your shoulder. 





Name:   lakngulf - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/9/2015 11:39:22 AM

por qué gracias





Name:   BigFoot - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/10/2015 11:14:09 AM (updated 8/10/2015 11:15:41 AM)

The Smithsonian has a special shelf reserved for your brain...they already have your name on it prompting an early line to form...another classic from the LNG man!





Name:   lakngulf - Email Member
Subject:   Harbor Docks Revisited
Date:   8/11/2015 8:42:28 AM

Sorta like at the county fair?









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