Name:	LonghornBoater -	Reply
Subject:	Sniffer
Date:	9/14/2015 11:56:50 AM

A  man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when

Another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in

the   Middle seat next to the man. 

               The first man looked very

quizzically at the dog and asked  why   the  dog was allowed on the

plane.

               The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog

was  a   'sniffing dog'. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll

show you  once   we  get airborne, when I put him to work."

               The plane

took off , and once it has leveled out, the agent said,  "Watch   this."  He

told Sniffer to "search."

               Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle,

and finally sat very Purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer

then returned to his seat  and   put  one paw on the agent's arm.

               The

agent said, "Good boy", and he turned to the man and said,  "That woman is in

possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number  and the  

authorities will apprehend her when we land.

               "Say,  that's pretty neat,"

replied the first man.

               Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the

aisles. The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned

to its seat, and this   time  he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

               The

agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making  a note  of his

seat number for the police."

               I  like it!" said his seat mate.

               The 

agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

               Sniffer walked up and down the

aisles for a little while, sat down for a   moment, and then came racing back to

the agent, jumped into the middle seat  and Proceeded to poop.

               The first

man was really grossed out by this behavior and  couldn't figure out how or why

a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the agent,

               "What's

going on?"

               The  agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."