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Name:   LonghornBoater - Email Member
Subject:   Nun too appropriate response
Date:   10/21/2015 7:57:00 PM

A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
 
"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
 
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
 
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" 

 
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough!!





Name:   architect - Email Member
Subject:   Nun too appropriate response
Date:   10/22/2015 12:45:13 PM (updated 10/22/2015 12:47:14 PM)

A construction crew is working on an addition to a Catholic girls school.  Being construction workers the men use somewhat salty language even in front of the "innocent" young ladies.  The Mother Superior is naturally upset and calls the job forman into her office and politely asks that he encourage his men tone down their language.  The forman agrees to try to convey her message to his crew but warns her "I will do my best mam, but I hope you realize this is a hard workin, hard drinkin, hard livin bunch of guys who always call a spade a spade." The Mother Superior replies "Sir, I know the character of your crew and have no problem with them calling a spade a spade...I do get upset when they call a spade a 'mother f##king shovel'."









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