Name:	wix -	Reply
Subject:	Funniest thing about impeachment debacle...
Date:	2/13/2021 5:34:03 PM

First, the most stupid move by tha DIM-o-KRAPs was to vote and approve calling witnesses.  If DIM-IDIOTs can call witnesses the door is open for Republicans can call same!! I heard a Republican senator tell a reporter last night on a news show that PEE-losi would be the first witness called by the Republicans......then the DIM-o-KRAP IDIOT house management “team” met till 3 AM trying to come up with a plan to save their stupid butts.  According to Trump’s lawyers the idiots decided 10 minutes before they arrived, the “team”decided to kill the witness deal, to save their a$$es, and continue to hide PEE-losi.  Why do you think Lindsey Graham voted for witnesses.  Too FUNNY!!

Name:	MartiniMan -	Reply
Subject:	Funniest thing about impeachment debacle...
Date:	2/14/2021 10:51:13 AM

Some of the questions they wanted to ask were hilareous.  Some of the funnier ones.

"Where's the short, fat guy?"  - Refers to Nadler

"Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the Board?"

"Manager Swalwell, tell us about Fang Fang."

"Have any of the House Managers had sex with a Chinese communist spy?  Please explain."

"If we put him [Trump] in a burlap sack, throw him in the river, and he doesn't float, must we convict?"

These are just a few examples of the funnier ones.  They were going to call 300 witnesses, including a whole slew of Reps and Senators, play videos of them inciting violence and then asking if they too should be impeached.  This was a joke form the get go and a monumental waste of taxpayers time and money.

Name:	phil -	Reply
Subject:	Funniest thing about impeachment debacle...
Date:	2/15/2021 8:38:47 AM

Yeah read somewhere that heals up harris was on the list to be put under oath as well.  

D - votes to have witnesses

R - gives sample list of questions and names

D - uhhhhh nevermind, that will put them under oath and they would have to tell the truth for a change.