Lake Martin Topics: On my front porch
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longtimer
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On my front porch
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4/11/2006 1:12:59 AM
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What?!! The sound of fish jumping? I'm outraged! Next thing you know, we'll be subject to the singing of birds, the croaking of frogs, and the sounds of laughing children!
And that's not the end of it, oh no; this is only the beginning. Once "their" foot is in the door, we'll have to smell fresh, pine-scented air, feel a gentle breeze on our faces, and see-- and it hurts just to think about it-- beautiful sunsets reflecting on a calm, clean lake.
Is there no end to the horror? Where is the OUTRAGE?!!
Oh, you might mock me now, but just wait; jumping fish is only the beginning…
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