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Name:
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HubCap
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George and Harriet
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12/12/2009 3:51:52 AM
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>> >> George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 50th Wedding >> Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas . When they entered the >> hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short >> skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. >> >> Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you >> were so rude." >> >> "Harriet, she's a ??????" >> >> "I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?" >> >> "Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." >> >> In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for >> 'Bambi' to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom >> with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" >> >> Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi >> walked in, swinging her hips provocatively. >> >> >> >> >> George asked, "How much do you charge?" >> >> >> "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." >> >> Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking more in the >> range of $25." >> >> Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you >> think you can buy sex for that price." >> >> "Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." >> >> After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I >> just can't believe it!" >> >> George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat >> dinner." >> >> At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up >> behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for >> $25?"
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