Name:   PTClakefan - Subject:   I am not obese Date:   4/16/2020 8:24:38 PM

I hear you on the haircut.  I had needed one badly for a few weeks.  Finally, I asked my wife if she would do it and she agreed.  So she brought out the old Wahl clippers that she used to use on our sons when they were little and before I could see the carnage, it was too late.  We had agreed that she would use an 8-guard to start, but she accidentially put on a 3 guard instead.  Sorta like being about 150 yards in front of the green and accidentially pulling out your 4 wood instead of your 8 iron.  It suffices to say that I haven't had hair this short since my military days.  I think I should be good until flu-season.