Name:   MartiniMan - Subject:   Jachovid Witnesses coming to your door Date:   7/9/2021 7:24:44 PM

This is a friendly PSA to warn you that a new religious sect called the Jachovid Witnesses will be going door to door to spread the gospel of Fauci and trying to convince you to submit to the holy jab in the arm.  They will tell you that the experimental liquid is 100% safe and 95% effective for most of the people that have gotten it so you can avoid the eternal damnation that kills 0.4% of those that are possessed by the ChiCom Fauci virus spirits.  It is best to tell them to get off your property unless you can avoid them altogether by not answering their incessant ringing of your doorbell.  

They are easily distinguished from other religious zealots as they will be wearing two or more face masks even though they are outside, alone and have already taken the holy jab themselves.  Be advised that if you refuse to give them proof of your being a member of their cult they will report you to the authorities as an intelligent, thinking and discerning individual that can make up their own mind about their personal health care choices.  This is not allowed.  If they allowed people like that to exist in this country who knows what evils will be thrust upon us?  Personal responsibility?  Heavens no!  Lack of dependence on government?  Certainly not!  Work hard and raise your family to believe in God?  Egads!  Love of country and patriotism?  Verboten!!!!

Hat tip to some twitter guy who came up with Jachovid Witnesses.....funny stuff.