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Name:   MAJ USA RET The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   HANO
Date:   5/2/2011 12:59:44 PM

Maybe Saddam has briefed him on the truth about the 72 virgins.

 

That said... I do not want to worship a god who would give seventy-two young girls to a man to take his pleasure.  Can you imagine the terror of lying with an ugly stinking pervert?  No!  Nothing a man does on earth is fair trade for innocence. 

 

A message from MY GOD about this:  Matthew 18: 6 But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea.

 

Unfortunately somebody shot Osama befor he was dropped into the sea. Hmmm… that reminds me of the four types of parachute jumps: Low altitude-low opening LOLO, High altitude - Low opening HALO, Low altitude - no opening LONO, and High Altitude - no opening HANO.

 

I was kind of hoping Osama would get a HANO.

 

Average terminal velocity for the human body is 187 mph. Hitting water at that velocity is roughly the same as hitting black top.

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Finally got that rotten SOB - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:05:36 PM
     Finally got that rotten SOB - lakngulf - 5/1/2011 11:09:41 PM
     Great news! (nt) - Ulysses E. McGill - 5/1/2011 11:10:55 PM
     BTW - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:18:24 PM
     BTW - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:18:24 PM
          Sorry for the double post (nt) - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:21:31 PM
          BTW - Ulysses E. McGill - 5/1/2011 11:22:39 PM
               BTW - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:31:40 PM
               BTW - MrHodja - 5/1/2011 11:46:18 PM
                    BTW - Barneget - 5/2/2011 5:45:37 AM
                         Don't think so - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 6:09:06 AM
     ' - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 6:09:19 AM
     Finally - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 6:17:16 AM
          Melon Shot? - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 10:17:00 AM
               PS - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 10:18:05 AM
               Melon Shot? - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 11:35:15 AM
                    Melon Shot? - water_watcher - 5/2/2011 12:02:45 PM
                         Melon Shot... Nope - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 12:12:08 PM
                              Don't be cruel Maj - Summer Lover - 5/2/2011 3:46:00 PM
                    [Message deleted by author] - Barneget - 5/2/2011 12:28:10 PM
                         HANO - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 12:59:44 PM
                         Oh Geez - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 5:07:11 PM
                              You know Hound - architect - 5/2/2011 5:22:48 PM
                                   Is it even possible - architect - 5/2/2011 5:27:52 PM
                                        Is it even possible - water_watcher - 5/2/2011 5:45:20 PM
                                   You know arch - Barneget - 5/2/2011 5:44:05 PM
                                        You know arch - water_watcher - 5/2/2011 5:46:17 PM
                                        NEXT QUESTION!! - architect - 5/2/2011 5:51:24 PM
                                             NEXT QUESTION!! - Barneget - 5/2/2011 6:16:39 PM
                                                  Good grief!!! - architect - 5/2/2011 10:07:30 PM
                                                       Good grief!!! - Tall Cotton - 5/2/2011 11:33:35 PM
                                                            Good grief!!! - water_watcher - 5/3/2011 7:14:53 AM
                                        We know arch - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 6:20:27 PM
                                   You know Hound - MrHodja - 5/2/2011 11:49:53 PM
     Irony of ironies - MartiniMan - 5/2/2011 1:03:24 PM
          Enhanced interrogation - MAJ USA RET - 5/2/2011 1:42:22 PM
          Irony of ironies - water_watcher - 5/2/2011 5:48:23 PM
               Reality check - Talullahhound - 5/2/2011 8:21:54 PM
                    Reality check - water_watcher - 5/2/2011 8:31:47 PM
                    Agree Hound - MartiniMan - 5/2/2011 9:11:11 PM
                         Bottom Line - architect - 5/2/2011 10:12:57 PM
                              Bottom Line - MartiniMan - 5/2/2011 10:43:16 PM
                                   Bottom Line - architect - 5/3/2011 8:04:06 AM
                                        Bottom Line - MartiniMan - 5/3/2011 8:42:42 AM
                                             August 1998 - architect - 5/3/2011 5:52:18 PM
                                                  Partial credit - MartiniMan - 5/4/2011 7:33:15 AM
          Irony of ironies...Torture? - architect - 5/3/2011 8:11:41 AM
               Don't you get tired of being wrong?!?! - MartiniMan - 5/3/2011 8:51:20 AM
                    Just wondering? - Barneget - 5/3/2011 9:54:18 AM
                    Don't you get tired of being wrong?!?! - Talullahhound - 5/3/2011 11:29:32 AM
                         After Osama was killed - architect - 5/3/2011 5:29:31 PM
                              Archie you are invincibly ignorant - MartiniMan - 5/3/2011 9:41:00 PM
                                   MM you are invincibly ignorant as well as arrogant - architect - 5/3/2011 10:26:37 PM
                                        Not at all Archie - MartiniMan - 5/3/2011 11:29:11 PM
                                             Not at all Archie - architect - 5/4/2011 6:33:53 AM
                                                  Apology accepted - MartiniMan - 5/4/2011 7:26:55 AM
                                                       Apology accepted - architect - 5/4/2011 9:28:25 AM
                                                            Credit due - MAJ USA RET - 5/4/2011 10:26:39 AM
                                                                 Credit due.... maybe, maybe not - Barneget - 5/4/2011 3:35:05 PM
                                                                      Credit due.... maybe, maybe not - MAJ USA RET - 5/4/2011 4:27:40 PM
                                                            Need to read more carefully - MartiniMan - 5/4/2011 6:30:25 PM



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