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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Simple Truths
	Date:	6/7/2010 6:08:56 AM

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> Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with his best friend, Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known.
>
> Enjoy the following:
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> 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
> 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
> 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
> 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
> 5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
> 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
> 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
> 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
> 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
> 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
> 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
> 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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