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Name:
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HubCap
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The Pharmacist's Monday Morning.
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Date:
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7/6/2010 6:11:34 AM
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Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer
the phone." Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist
and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the
druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out
to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car
keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little
too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the
store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people
were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on
these people, all the time the phone was ringing off the hook." He continued,
"Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make
change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and
knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I
cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a
showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
broke." "Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a
rectal thermometer. And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was
tell her."
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