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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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THE LIE DETECTOR
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Date:
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3/15/2011 8:38:10 AM
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> THE LIE DETECTOR > > > > John was a salesman's delight when it came to unusual gimmicks. > His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. > One day John came home with another of his unusual purchases. > It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. > > > It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, > returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.. > > "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. > > "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," > said Tommy. > > The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him > completely out of his chair. > > "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really > were after school." > > "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. > "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. > "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. > > The robot went to Tommy again and slapped him off his chair. > > With lips quivering, Tommy said, "I'm sorry I lied. > We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." > > "I'm ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, > I never lied to my parents." > > The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly > knocked him out of his chair. > > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, > "Boy, you asked for that! You can't be too mad with Tommy. > After all, he is your son!" > > The robot walked up to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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