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Name:   Swimmer27 The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Your kidding me
Date:   7/17/2008 9:51:02 AM

He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi.

You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent!

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday tripsand you will have to satisfy her every need.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You got to be lying!!!'

The social worker said, 'Yeah, well... you started it.'
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Your kidding me - Swimmer27 - 7/17/2008 9:51:02 AM



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