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WSMS
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So Quiet - How bout a joke
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10/16/2006 4:18:33 PM
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A man walks into a bar and orders three glasses of whiskey. He drinks from one, then a second, then the third; he does this until all three glasses are empty, then he pays and leaves. The next day he enters again, makes the same order, drinks all three drinks and leaves.
This goes on for a few weeks, until the bartender one day says... "I have to ask... what's the deal with you buying three drinks at once, and sipping from them one at a time?" The man says "I have three brothers, and though we live far apart, we each do this every day, so that we feel closer together."
The bartender thought this was great; whenever people would ask about the strange man with three drinks, he would tell the story, and they would agree that it was such a charming thing to do.
This went on for a few years. Then one day the man came in and only ordered two drinks. The bartender looked concerned.
"Oh no, don't tell me one of your brothers died."
"Nah, I quit drinking"
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