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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Always Be Honest
Date:   6/5/2010 5:44:28 PM



Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried

Chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,

Everyone else in the class laughed.



My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried

Chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and

He said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love

Animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.



Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what

Happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.



The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal

Was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd

Asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make

Them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office

Again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.



I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher

Doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what

Famous person we admire most.



I told her, "Colonel Sanders".



Guess where I am now...!
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Always Be Honest - HubCap - 6/5/2010 5:44:28 PM
     HubCap................ - rude evin - 6/5/2010 7:11:38 PM
          HubCap................ - lakngulf - 6/5/2010 10:02:17 PM
               HubCap................ - Tall Cotton - 6/6/2010 1:14:36 PM
               HubCap................ - Mack - 6/6/2010 7:15:48 PM
                    HubCap................ - muddauber - 6/7/2010 8:08:36 AM



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