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	Name:	LoveCamping -
	Subject:	Dear Employees:
	Date:	10/1/2012 4:07:15 PM

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the
fact that Barack Obama is our President and that our taxes and
government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these
increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since
we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the
economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This
has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and
found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have
decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more
fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it
to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

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Another poem... - Lifer - 10/1/2012 2:56:13 PM

It may be too late.... - MartiniMan - 10/1/2012 3:22:00 PM

Dear Employees: - LoveCamping - 10/1/2012 4:07:15 PM

Dear Employees: - GoneFishin - 10/1/2012 8:22:32 PM

Dear Employees: - buzzbuster - 10/1/2012 8:40:02 PM

Dear Employees: - MrHodja - 10/1/2012 9:01:48 PM

Freedom of expression - LoveCamping - 10/2/2012 8:18:46 AM

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