The Cannibal Restaurant     A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and  looked over the menu....     +Tourist:                                                          $5.00     +Broiled  Missionary:                                      $10.00     +Fried  Explorer:                                            $15..00    +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:        $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?" The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of sh*t, it takes all morning."