Of course, this is a Joke. I needed some amusement in my day. So, I tried to entertain myself for a moment. I will continue to improve the list. Being that business is slow, I have thought of a new way to earn income. I have developed many relationships with Lake Martin Forum members. Actually, I have much personal information as far as names, phone numbers, addresses, cell phone numbers and pretty much anything else as such. Therefore, I have developed a Menu with a price list and will sell the appropriate contact information as listed below.
THE PREMIUM LIST. Your choice of any one person below: $1,000.00
Kizma Ainuce
Gone Fishin
Lifer
Martini Man
THE GOLD LIST. Your choice of any one person: $750.00
Archietect
Hodja
Hound
Spot Remover
THE SILVER LIST. Your choice of any one person. $500.00
Crimson4life
Summer lover
Dirt Diva (she is really pretty)
Mad Dog
Sandy Tiger
Crappy
Mariah
BRF
THE BRONZE LIST. Your choice, Buy one get one free. $20.00
MAVERICK
Lil Talisi
Elysiss McGill
Big Foot
Roswellric
MACK
FEB
Please note: This list is a current work in progress. Prices and list can and will change without notice. We except VISA, Master Card, Check and Cash.