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	Name:	lotowner -
	Subject:	Post Turtle
	Date:	6/11/2009 3:53:02 AM

I received this recently from a friend.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old West Texas rancher whose hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle".

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'Post Turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'Post Turtle'.

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get there by himself; he doesn't belong up there; and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there to begin with'.

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