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Heaviest Element Yet Known
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2/23/2010 3:40:57 PM
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Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered.
Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now
identified with certainty the heaviest element known to science.
The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism.
Nevertheless, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years
to complete.
Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.
Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization
will promote many morons to become isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an element
that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Remedy - November 2, 2010 is General Election day. The entire House of Representatives will be elected or reelected.
The voters will decide if we will have more Pelosium's &
Senatorium's or not.
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