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HubCap
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OLD AGE
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10/17/2009 8:21:36 AM
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>> Bill and Sam, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
>> feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
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>> One day Bill didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and
>> figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Bill hadn't shown up
>> for a week or so, Sam really got worried. However, since the only time
>> they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn't know where Bill lived,
>> so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
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>> A month had passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Bill,
>> but one day, Sam approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat
>> Bill! Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him so.. Then he
>> said, 'For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'
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>> Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'
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>> 'Jail?' cried Sam. 'What in the world for? '
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>> 'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little
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>> blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?'
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>> 'Yeah,' said Sam, 'I remember her. What about her?'
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>> 'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me, and, at 89 years
>> old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty'
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>> 'The d*mn judge gave me 30 days for perjury.'
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