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Name:
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HubCap
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The "Old Golfer"
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11/20/2009 5:30:53 AM
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>> > >
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>> > > A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
>> > > One
>> > > is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late seventies and the
>> > > other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
>> > >
>> > > The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is
>> > > one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be
>> > > good
>> > > or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun.
>> > > Who
>> > > wants to try out first?"
>> > >
>> > > The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip
>> > > and
>> > > the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
>> > > The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About
>> > > halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked
>> > > body..
>> > >
>> > > The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and
>> > > starts
>> > >licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire
>> > >body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a
>> > > display like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer
>> > > and
>> > > asks, "Can you top that?"
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > The old golfer replies,"No problem, just get that lion out of there."
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