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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Dear Mr. President
	Date:	12/17/2009 2:36:31 AM

>> Dear Mr. President,
>>
>> Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy. Instead
>> of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money
>> on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can
>> call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":
>>
>> There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them
>> $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following
>> stipulations:
>>
>> 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
>>
>> 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto
>> Industry fixed.
>>
>> 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
>> Crisis fixed.
>>
>> It can't get any easier than that!!
>>
>>
>> P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their
>> taxes...
>>
>> Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social
>> Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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