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Name:
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HubCap
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Aunt Karen
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Date:
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1/28/2010 5:14:24 AM
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> The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get > their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end > of it. > > The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell > their stories. > > Ashley said, "My father's a farmer, and we have a lot of > egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market > in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big > bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and > made a mess." > > "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher. > > "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!" > > "Very good," said the teacher. > > Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are > farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We > had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got > ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't > count your chickens before they're hatched.'" > > "That was a fine story, Sarah. Michael, do you have a story > to share?" > > "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt > Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane > was hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all > she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a > machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it > wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of a > hundred enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the > machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed > twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she > killed the last ten with her bare hands." > > "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of > moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" > > "Don"t f--k with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"
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