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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	The pope and tiger
	Date:	3/12/2010 12:11:22 PM

> > ----- The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an
> > administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to
> > Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in
> > Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an error.
> > "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it can be
> > rectified".
> >
> > Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.
> >
> > On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and
> > they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the
> > Pope. "No problem" replied Tiger Woods.
> >
> > Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"
> > Tiger: "Why is that?"
> > Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
> > Tiger: "You're a day late."

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