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HubCap
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Lawyer story
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3/29/2010 6:42:17 AM
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> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along
the roadside eating grass.
> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate...
> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat
grass."
> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
lawyer said.
> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."
> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
and SIX children with me!"
> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered..
> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
as the limousine was.
> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir,
you are too kind."
> "Thank you for taking all of us with you."
> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
> "The grass is almost a foot high ."
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