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>            1978: Long hair 
>            2008: Longing for hair 
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>            1978: KEG 
>            2008: EKG 
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>            1978 : Acid rock 
>            2008: Acid reflux 
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>            1978: Moving to California because it's cool 
>            2008: Moving to Arizona because it's warm 
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>            1978: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor 
>            2008: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz 
Taylor 
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>            1978: Seeds and stems 
>            2008: Roughage 
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>            1978: Hoping for a BMW 
>            2008: Hoping for a BM 
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>            1978: Going to a new, hip joint 
>            2008: Receiving a new hip joint 
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>            1978: Rolling Stones 
>            2008: Kidney Stones 
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>            1978: Screw the system 
>            2008: Upgrade the system 
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>            1978: Disco 
>            2008: Costco 
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>            1978: Parents begging you to get your hair cut 
>            2008: Children begging you to get their heads shaved 
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>            1978: Passing the drivers' test 
>            2008: Passing the vision test 
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>            1978: Whatever 
>            2008: Depends