Never Lose Your Grandson!
A heartwarming story.



My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" 
The guard asked, "What's his name?" 
"Grandpa.." 
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little guy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Miller Lite and big boobs."