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HubCap
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A lawyer and a senior citizen
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4/5/2011 7:58:54 AM
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> The best antiques are old friends
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> A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long
> flight.
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> The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on
> them easily.
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> So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
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> The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines
> and tries to catch a few winks.
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> The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a
> question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you
> ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
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> This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees
> to play the game.
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> The lawyer asks the first question. "What's thedistance from the Earth to
the
> Moon?"
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> The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a
> five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
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> Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with
> three legs, and comes down with four?"
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> The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
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> He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After
> an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
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> He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and
> goes right back to sleep.
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> The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and
> asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
> four?"
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> The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to
> sleep.
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