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HubCap
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THIS IS US!!!!
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6/7/2011 7:54:33 AM
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> THIS IS US!!!!
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> Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable
> deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take
> responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.*
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> HOWEVER, *upon reflection, we would like to point out that it was *NOT** *the
> senior citizens who took:
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> The melody out of music,
> The pride out of appearance,
> The courtesy out of driving,
> The romance out of love,
> The commitment out of marriage,
> The responsibility out of parenthood,
> The togetherness out of the family,
> The learning out of education,
> The service out of patriotism,
> The Golden Rule from rulers,
> The nativity scene out of cities,
> The civility out of behavior,
> The refinement out of language,
> The dedication out of employment,
> The prudence out of spending,
> The ambition out of achievement or
> God out of government and school.
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> *And we certainly are* NOT * the ones who eliminated* patience *and*tolerance
> * from personal relationships and interactions with others!!
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> And, we do understand the meaning of patriotism,
> and remember those who have fought and died for our country.
> Just look at the Seniors with tears in their eyes and pride in their hearts
> as they stand at attention with their hand over their hearts!
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> YES, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN!
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> I'm the life of the party..... even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
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> I'm very good at opening childproof caps.... with a hammer.
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> I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
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> I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a thing you're saying.
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> I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.
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> I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that's just my left leg.
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> I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
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> *Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
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> Now if I could only remember who sent this to me, I wouldn't send it back to
> them.
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> Spread the laughter
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> Share the cheer
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> Let's be happy
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> While we're here.
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