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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	SENIORS HALLOWEEN October 2011
	Date:	10/22/2011 6:25:57 AM

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat
when:

10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

9. You remove your false teeth to change your
appearance.

8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that
doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not
go
Trick Or Treating...
*
*
*
1. You keep having to go home to pee.

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SENIORS HALLOWEEN October 2011 - HubCap - 10/22/2011 6:25:57 AM

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